Temari
03-02-2004, 06:32 AM
"The siege of the human farm"
Greenleaftreenightelfbosom: Mistress, as you asked, we have constructed some siege! ,_,~~!!!!!
XxXwarden123XxX: Excellent, once this is done we can finally lay siege upon that human noob! And I will finally get lvl 3 and no one will challenge my superiority. Now come, we shall go dine in the tree of lotsofwatercomesbackatnighttime.
Meanwhile...in the human base...
Paladin_gold555: I sense evil green aura, come, I shall pick devotion aura first because
"It LoOks KeWl NoObS kk!! U juZ sTfU Coz I owN U noOb~~~"
Paladin_gold555: I wonder what my gold is.. I need to upgrade. Hmm. It's the 5th day.
We currently have 2500 gold, 2 footmen and have a lvl 1 aura. Damn am I'm gosu. Time to upgrade. I think I shall finally hit the local gnolls which have been looking at me!!
~~Meanwhile in the Ne base.~~
XxXWarden123Xxx:Come my 3 archers , and 1 glaive thrower, Although I havent creeped because that is for noobs, My blink should help out!!
*Warden moves on to the human base, located just to the east. However, the journey was long due to XxXwarden123XxX blinking to the base, using up her 200 mana*
XxXWarden123Xxx: I see it. The human base ! look at those foul imbalanced humans. Even this lvl 5 noob can beat my lvl 3 gosuness. Fukin american noobzzzz. kekek -_-~ Come now!! We must attack!!
XxXWarden123Xxx: STRIKE MY NEWLY CREATED GLAIVE THROWER.
**Meanwhile, paladin_gold555 who was just about 3 screens away from his base hears a crash from his base ***
paladin_gold555: LoL noob I dont think so kk? I am gosu ur just a fuken noob who needs to STFU OK? just stfu u stupid noob. I MUST TELEPORT.
Footman: But my lord we are right near the base!!
Paladin_gold555: STFU NUB IM 13 OK NOT 12, IM MUSCLY AND STRONG AND I CAN SWEAR AND IM BETTER THEN U NOOB IF I WANNA TP THEN I WILL OR U WANT TO ME TO TK JUST STFU ****** OK?
*Paladin teleports*
**Meanwhile in the human base**
xXxwarden123XxX: mY WARRIORS1! LOOK ITS THE FARM OF 6 FOOD. DESOTRY IT.. YOU SEE. WE CAN STARVE THE HUMANS BY REMOVING ALL OF THERE FARMS!!
Archeroftreeandleaf: My mistress, you are so clever...
xXxwarden123XxX:: I'm not level 3 for nothing nub stfu. k thx...
Paladin_gold555 teleports in
Paladin_gold555: omfg noob, leave my farm alone k? IM LEVEL 5 U WONT WIN, I ALREAD SAVED 3000 GOLD AND 500 WOOD OK? JUST FUKN QUIT~~~
NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MILITIA!!
*Militia are called to arms...just as the farm is destroyed*
xXxwarden123XxX: TAKE THAT FUKER!! JUST LEAVE UR ALREADY LOW ON FOOD OK.
*militia come out to surprise the ne*
xXxwarden123XxX: wtf fuck u IMBALANCED HUMAN . NO SKILLS NOOB...FU
** Despite the out nubmerance of miltia xXxwarden123XxX decides to stay and fight with his gosuness. His level 1 warden with blink his 3 archers and glaive thrower.*****
Who will be victorious? Will the night elf lvl 3 american kid be slaughtered by the 13 year old americans militia?
Only time will tell...like sands in a glass case, these are the noobs of war 3.
Greenleaftreenightelfbosom: Mistress, as you asked, we have constructed some siege! ,_,~~!!!!!
XxXwarden123XxX: Excellent, once this is done we can finally lay siege upon that human noob! And I will finally get lvl 3 and no one will challenge my superiority. Now come, we shall go dine in the tree of lotsofwatercomesbackatnighttime.
Meanwhile...in the human base...
Paladin_gold555: I sense evil green aura, come, I shall pick devotion aura first because
"It LoOks KeWl NoObS kk!! U juZ sTfU Coz I owN U noOb~~~"
Paladin_gold555: I wonder what my gold is.. I need to upgrade. Hmm. It's the 5th day.
We currently have 2500 gold, 2 footmen and have a lvl 1 aura. Damn am I'm gosu. Time to upgrade. I think I shall finally hit the local gnolls which have been looking at me!!
~~Meanwhile in the Ne base.~~
XxXWarden123Xxx:Come my 3 archers , and 1 glaive thrower, Although I havent creeped because that is for noobs, My blink should help out!!
*Warden moves on to the human base, located just to the east. However, the journey was long due to XxXwarden123XxX blinking to the base, using up her 200 mana*
XxXWarden123Xxx: I see it. The human base ! look at those foul imbalanced humans. Even this lvl 5 noob can beat my lvl 3 gosuness. Fukin american noobzzzz. kekek -_-~ Come now!! We must attack!!
XxXWarden123Xxx: STRIKE MY NEWLY CREATED GLAIVE THROWER.
**Meanwhile, paladin_gold555 who was just about 3 screens away from his base hears a crash from his base ***
paladin_gold555: LoL noob I dont think so kk? I am gosu ur just a fuken noob who needs to STFU OK? just stfu u stupid noob. I MUST TELEPORT.
Footman: But my lord we are right near the base!!
Paladin_gold555: STFU NUB IM 13 OK NOT 12, IM MUSCLY AND STRONG AND I CAN SWEAR AND IM BETTER THEN U NOOB IF I WANNA TP THEN I WILL OR U WANT TO ME TO TK JUST STFU ****** OK?
*Paladin teleports*
**Meanwhile in the human base**
xXxwarden123XxX: mY WARRIORS1! LOOK ITS THE FARM OF 6 FOOD. DESOTRY IT.. YOU SEE. WE CAN STARVE THE HUMANS BY REMOVING ALL OF THERE FARMS!!
Archeroftreeandleaf: My mistress, you are so clever...
xXxwarden123XxX:: I'm not level 3 for nothing nub stfu. k thx...
Paladin_gold555 teleports in
Paladin_gold555: omfg noob, leave my farm alone k? IM LEVEL 5 U WONT WIN, I ALREAD SAVED 3000 GOLD AND 500 WOOD OK? JUST FUKN QUIT~~~
NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MILITIA!!
*Militia are called to arms...just as the farm is destroyed*
xXxwarden123XxX: TAKE THAT FUKER!! JUST LEAVE UR ALREADY LOW ON FOOD OK.
*militia come out to surprise the ne*
xXxwarden123XxX: wtf fuck u IMBALANCED HUMAN . NO SKILLS NOOB...FU
** Despite the out nubmerance of miltia xXxwarden123XxX decides to stay and fight with his gosuness. His level 1 warden with blink his 3 archers and glaive thrower.*****
Who will be victorious? Will the night elf lvl 3 american kid be slaughtered by the 13 year old americans militia?
Only time will tell...like sands in a glass case, these are the noobs of war 3.