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The_Teleporter
03-14-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Bernie:

for a very offensive mage...


- Improved Insulting (5 points)
allows the caster to spam derogatory comments towards the target, resulting in a 15% chance to break out in tears for 20 seconds.

- Flame of Mind (5 points)
Burns the target's mind with rude comments about his mental state. 50% chance to make target break off his attack and go sit in the nearest corner, head tucked between his knees.

- Arcane Forum Trolling (5 points)
gives the caster a better ability to spot easy targets on the forums and slander them into oblivion.

- Icy Indifference (5 points)
Gives the caster a shield that protects him from flames and insults. The shield will rebound the attack with typical answers eg. njeh, whatever, that's what you think, ...)

There you go... a 20 Talent point build for an Offensive mage... can't go wrong with that ... very good for PVP.

And the answer:

Bernie, you need 5/5 in the 1337 translation talent for it to be usefull besides duels and mobs.

And the next answer:

Bernie....You sir, are on top form!

However,

Flaming Throwing - 1/1

Enables you to heavily critise those not even in the debate.

Lack of Subtlety - 5/5

Gives an X% chance that people will spot that you are taking the piss and making a very poor effort to hide it.

Moan Specialisation - 5/5

Gives a 100% chance to complain about the mage whenever you post.

Keyboard Instability - 3/3

Increases your chance to hit random letters on the keyboard when typing and miss vowels whenever possible. Also allows flaming of others for spelling mistakes.

Well there goes my plans of being a Arcane or Fire or Ice Mage! Forum Troll Mage FTW!!!

GhOsT[oF]tOaSt
03-14-2005, 09:11 PM
Haha, pretty nice, but you should put

Ten-year old AIM user - 5/5

Makes all the comments in caps, and will put OMG, WTF, LOL, or BBQ every other word. It will also make it so that others around you will get irritated and start to fumble, drop stuff, or mess up.