[Staff Profile] - Amez

[Amez]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3185/meqh9.jpg
Me on right


Name - Steven Ames
Age: 18
Gender - Male
Height - 5'9
Weight - 170
From : Minneapolis, Minnesota
Job - College Student
Favorite Music - Whatever I like. I don't stick to one type of music. Lately I've been listening to lots of RHCP, Chevelle, and older rap.
Favorite Color - Blue
Favorite Food - Chipotle Burritos are amazing.
Interests (no particular order) - Video Games (War3 and CS), Wrestling, Golf, Ping Pong, Hunting/Fishing, females, DECA, and of couse WCReplays.com.

My Job at WCR - News & Forum Director.
Staff Since: early May 2005


War3 Info:
Account names (I've been really really inactive) : DontYouTrustMe@Azeroth (http://www.battle.net/war3/ladder/w3xp-player-profile.aspx?Gateway=Azeroth&playername=DontYouTrustMe)
Race - Orc (Night Elf in 2v2 though)
Clan - WCR
Favorite Unit - Raider
Favorite Hero - Tauren Chieftain/Panda tie :D
Favorite Players - Grubby, Ciara, FoV, Lucifer, ReMinD, and Creo
Favorite Units to kill - Druids of the Talon in the masses.
Favorite Heroes to kill - Demon Hunter/Death Knight
Contact Info:
Email: AmezIsTheNamez@Gmail.Com
AIM: AmezIsTheNamez
MSN: AmezIsTheNamez@Hotmail.com

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions or if you need help of any sort!

[I_Mass_Pitlords]

Favorite Hero to kill - Pitlord (just for you IMP)
:blush:

[Amez]

<3 ^_^

[I_Mass_Pitlords]

NO <3 YOU CALLED ME A SLACKER WHEN I WORK 5 DAYS A WEEK!
jks
(but I do work 5 days a week)

[Fuct]

Amez has 2pac in his avatar so in my book hes cool :heart:

[Amez]

hehe :)

[Hammet]

Amez is a cool dude + he posts all the gosu replays :D

[Amez]

Amez is a cool dude :D

I won't argue with that :D

[YouKi]

Good mannered ppl are always popular :D amez~

[Toshio]

Hi Amez! :)

[Amez]

Hi Toshio! Lets 2's again sometime.. don't drop this time though :(

[I_Mass_Pitlords]

drop
lol

[Hammet]

amez do you go on battlenet often? If so lets play

[Amez]

MAYBE. I play on west @ Amezz or rC.Amez

[CHERRYZ]

what about biggie! :D

[Chromantic]

DEATH to Druids of the Talons!!!
(and pitlords too)

[Lockon]

Amez, why are you the saviour of the human race?

&

Why are you so gosu?

<3

[Amez]

I ask myself the same questions everyday when I wake up.

[Jet518]

where in minneapolis do you live?

[Amez]

suburb actually - New Hope, MN. :) I'm assuming you live near there too? DONDE?

[Jet518]

suburb actually - New Hope, MN. :) I'm assuming you live near there too? DONDE?
Ahh i live in the suburb Eden Prarire

[Lee-volution]

Are you a fan of the T'wolves?

I have to say, I am the biggest T'wolve fan in CA, and didn't ride their boat 2 seasons ago when they went to the conference finals. Can't believe we lost to the Lakers, with an "all-merc" line-up and still couldn't beat the Pistons. I'm really looking forward to next season too, hoping Jaric will fit in well with the team, and looking to see which way Sprewell will fall.


Do you like the T'wolves?

[Amez]

Yeah the T'wolves own :) And Jet I know a few people from Eden Prarie :)

[Magess]

Amez is gosu!

[Amez]

<3 Magess

[Relen7less]

yo, i have some reps i would like u to have a look at buddy, can u giv me ur E-mail address so i can send u? dont worry i aint no *** geek who will try some funky shit with ur Address (i dont even know if u can)

thx, and keep up the good work

[salty-]

do you like the vikings??? i don't watch football at all but my uncle is the head coach of the vikings...so do you like the vikings???

[Lockon]

Why no pictures? Where is the hawtness??


pix plz ;) <3

[Hydro.X]

haha Amez plays a nasty Veng.. :D

[iCyeE]

hey I'm moving to mineapplis in 3 months! how is it there?

[JacziE]

I owe you five! <33333

[Metellus]

pics plz!

[Amez]

pics plz!

I just got a digital camera for my birthday.. pics coming up just 4 u !

[Kisuke]

zOmg Brock Lesnar is from Minneapolis, Minnesota! What's it like knowing one of the greatest wrestlers came from your home state :flex:

[gismodog]

I see you in the tournament prelims, I beat you by one point! LOL! :happy:

[JacziE]

What a cutie!

[Lockon]

GIVE ME THE LOVE AMEZ

caps are the thx

[Amez]

What a cutie!

! and to think I haven't even posted pics yet !

PS. <3 Will

[grin_and_ferret]

Who knew that trading away Szcerbiack would make the Wolves better, not worse. Now if we could just get the Vikes to actually, you know, play football.
(St. Paul FTW, but I like that Minneapolis has no smoking in bars...)

[Krossinc]

Amez needs some boots.

[gismodog]

OhMiGoodness - When are the pics coming??

[Kage]

ahhhhhhhhhhmeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's not aimz. its aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhmeeeeeeezzzzzzz

[Amez]

ahhhhhhhhhhmeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's not aimz. its aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhmeeeeeeezzzzzzz

You are a dirty liar sir.

[Ashura]

Your name...it's not green.

YOU ABANDONED US!

<3

[Amez]

But I still love you sir!

PS. Did you do DECA this year? I thought I remember you saying something about it to me :>

[Ashura]

Yeh I did but I can't do state competition this year because I already payed to go on an Italian field trip that day =|

[Amez]

Yeh I did but I can't do state competition this year because I already payed to go on an Italian field trip that day =|


:( I just got back from my state competition. It was so much fun ^_^

[I_Mass_Pitlords]

Grats on supermod Amez!

PS - zmez

[Amez]

Thanks IMP! <3 How are you doing sir? :)

[I_Mass_Pitlords]

Ive Got The Flu And It Sucks Alot

[Amez]

Ive Got The Flu And It Sucks Alot

Caps filter > you. I'm also getting sick :(:(

[7smurfs]

Such a gosu as Amez can not be on the second page! Bumperoo!

[Eternal Soul]

Lol come on more posts 3s not enough

[Divine]

Hi Amez, you play CS 1.6 or Source? I always feel oddly attracted to CS players.

:blush:

[IC.Shadow]

Hi Amez, you play CS 1.6 or Source? I always feel oddly attracted to CS players.

:blush:
Feel proud, Amez. A ban-dodging, spamming idiot is attracted to you.

[Amez]

I added a pic, although I'm still too lazy to make a pretty layout :D

[Lockon]

LOOK AT THAT HUNK



:blush:

[JacziE]

OMG HOTTIE. :wub:

[Akee]

Hey Amez, gratz on supermod :>

[Amez]

OMG HOTTIE. :wub:

No, you :heart:

Hey Amez, gratz on supermod :>

Thanks! (A little late but still <3).

[Akee]

better late than never :p

[Amez]

better late than never :p

Haha, agreed. I was just kidding around with you sir!

[Eternal Soul]

LOOK AT THAT HUNK



:blush:
nvm i thought you posted a picture

[lama123]

zomg, u got gosu stats!!!

[Amez]

zomg, u got gosu stats!!!

ty :D

[IC.Shadow]

ty :D
Nice pitiful thread bump. -_-


Just kidding, I do it all the time.

[Amez]

Nice pitiful thread bump. -_-


Just kidding, I do it all the time.

Right back at you.

Edit: I laugh at me seeing invis text after I replied perfectly.

[IC.Shadow]

Right back at you.
You fail at highlighting text.

You're fired.

[Amez]

You fail at highlighting text.

You're fired.

Haha... read my edit, nub.

[theboy200]

whoa i just realized your livin' in minneapolis. I live in ST. Paul. What part of the city you live in?

edit: oh shit, u are also in highschool and you wrestle. What school you wrestle for?

[Amez]

edit: oh shit, u are also in highschool and you wrestle. What school you wrestle for?

I wrestled for Cooper (and I obviously go there too). How about yourself? :D

[theboy200]

I wrestle (and go to) highland senior Highschool. By "wrestled" does that mean you dont wrestle anymore? Howd did you do when you did wrestle? Weightclass?

[Amez]

I wrestle (and go to) highland senior Highschool. By "wrestled" does that mean you dont wrestle anymore? Howd did you do when you did wrestle? Weightclass?

Yeah I'm probably done with wrestling, our coaches are ridiculously retarded. Freshmen year I wrestled 119, Sophmore 130 and then this year I got really sick in middle of season so I quit but I was wrestling at 140.

[PoWeR]

Amez didn't get sick, Shadow just put the poor kid on lockdown. He was permitted a single meal per day, and the rations were meager anyway.

P.S. He quit because Shadow offered him an extra ration per week. I guess the offer was too enticing.

[Amez]

Amez didn't get sick, Shadow just put the poor kid on lockdown. He was permitted a single meal per day, and the rations were meager anyway.

P.S. He quit because Shadow offered him an extra ration per week. I guess the offer was too enticing.

During wrestling season I rarely eat anyways. 1 meal a day seems like a luxury when you're cutting weight.

[IC.Shadow]

Amez didn't get sick, Shadow just put the poor kid on lockdown. He was permitted a single meal per day, and the rations were meager anyway.

P.S. He quit because Shadow offered him an extra ration per week. I guess the offer was too enticing.
Correct, sir, though I have no idea how you managed to obtain that information. It looks like I need to put someone else in the cage.

[theboy200]

During wrestling season I rarely eat anyways. 1 meal a day seems like a luxury when you're cutting weight.

quoted for the truth. I wrestled this season at 119 (freshman) and plan on going to like 130~140 depending upon how much i get off my ass and get in the weight room. You doin any of the camps around the twin cities? there are a couple free ones.

[Amez]

quoted for the truth. I wrestled this season at 119 (freshman) and plan on going to like 130~140 depending upon how much i get off my ass and get in the weight room. You doin any of the camps around the twin cities? there are a couple free ones.

Nah, but a couple of my wrestling buddies and I just started jujitsu like a week ago. Not sure if I like it yet :)

[.78 Chance]

Who the hell would ever pronounce your last name "Aims" anyway?

Were your ancestors retarded when they were trying to sound out the phonetics? Or was there some butchering of the finer-enunciation as American society slowly mutated it?

Yeah, that's all.

[Amez]

Actually it's Polish, but <3 anyways :)

[.78 Chance]

Actually it's Polish, but <3 anyways :)

Hahahaha, that explains everything!

"Hey, you hear about the guy of the Polish persuasion? He walks into a bar with a big ol' pile of shit in his hands and says, 'Hey, look what I almost stepped in!"

Haha, kidding. LessThanThreex2

[Amez]

Haha, I'm sending you anthrax.

[IC.Shadow]

Haha, I'm sending you anthrax.
Print Screened and sent to the CIA.

Loser: you.

[Amez]

Print Screened and sent to the CIA.

Loser: you.

That post was obviously fabricated by a certain Administrator.

[IC.Shadow]

Moderator Log
Date User Name Action Post
11:08, 28th May 2006 Amez Post by Amez Removed


Sorry, you fail.

[Amez]

Moderator Log
Date User Name Action Post
13:08, 28th May 2006 Amez Post by Amez Removed
23:05, 12th June 2006 IC.Shadow Post Edited

:whistling

[IC.Shadow]

Nice try.

[Amez]

That's blatantly photoshopped - he even changed the time. Look how blurry his numbers are where it says "The time is now 9:27"

[IC.Shadow]

'Shadow says:
That's only because your computer sucks and cannot compute the greatness that are the images on my computer.'


As stated.

[lama123]

heyyy how do u pronounce ur name? I'm curious....the first time I saw it, I always say "A-mensss" but then I looked closer....it looked like "Am e-z"...which is like "I am ez, pwn me plz"

[Amez]

Rofl. It's pronounced "Aims"

[IC.Shadow]

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1122442#post1122442

And for you as well.

[Amez]

I added another picture and updated a couple of things ;>

[IC.Shadow]

wtf, you're on page 2. Not cool.

[Eternal Soul]

Amez, go do something famous

[Amez]

Amez, go do something famous

Give me millions of $ and I'll be a way better socialite than Paris Hilton. Gogogo!

[LockonIsMyHero]

Happy Birthday Amez! :happybday

[SuRaaL]

Happy Birthday Amez! :happybday
I second! Happy birthday man!

[IC.Shadow]

Amez turned 11 today. He's already been an alcoholic for seven years.

[L337Krew]

Happy Birthday!

[Eisei]

Bump! No page 2 for Ah-Mez

[CaptSC]

Amez I <3 you!!! I'm back!!

[GLoop]

Bump! No page 2 for Ah-Mez

QFT he should have a special page 0 he's so good :)

[Amez]

;D <3.

[SaTaN-Hk]

you pronounce his name aimes :(

[LockonIsMyHero]

Will: OMGOSHHHHHHH amez has new picture in his profile!
Allison: the one of him in tie?
Will: yes!
Allison: noob that picture's been there for like 6 months
Will: oh...

He was very excited.

[Amez]

Will: OMGOSHHHHHHH amez has new picture in his profile!
Allison: the one of him in tie?
Will: yes!
Allison: noob that picture's been there for like 6 months
Will: oh...

He was very excited.

hahaha ;D

[QuiCkTimE]

How long have you been wrestling for?
Btw, did you ever use kneepads or taped your ankle/wrists?
Heres a classic wrestling question : singles or doubles?

[Amez]

I wrestled for almost 6 years then quit when I dislocated my shoulder, used knee pads, and singles ;D

[QuiCkTimE]

Did you ever get califlower(sp?)? You never thought about wrestling in collage? Ever been to nationals :flex: (I got many funny stories that'll make you rofl)? I do singles too, I just don't like doing doubles or high-crotch because I had to backdoor everytime they did a good sprawl, it gets... anonnying after a while. :starwars:

[BetrayerOfLight]

hey hey... let's bump the boss his profile, after all, he wrestled!

[GLoop]

He wrestled my heart into a choke-hold :(

[Amez]

He wrestled my heart into a choke-hold :(

:curious:

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78386

[SoapInYourEyes]

Hi tainted. I just dropped by to ask when your new article comes out.

[SoapInYourEyes]

You know I had this discussion with a friend recently.

He had this weird theory about how the frequency of the earth is increasing untill 2012, and after 2012 it would decline again.

He said that with a high frequency, everything in nature, including people would turn more violent and agressive towards eachother.

I wouldnt believe him, since I dont think that could be measured at all, and that there hasnt been a serious increase in the violent acts of bunnies, or anything.

A collective consciousness is a very non-foolproof idea.

He said I was close minded, but I call it merely empirical.

[PopaSmurf]

amez is a tol pro ;D <3

[SoapInYourEyes]

But you know what the ugly thing is in those kind of arguments?

He always uses a cop out, and starts arguing that everything can be doubted and that you have no evidence at all for anything.

A simple debate trick, I know, but its a trap i cant escape. The thing is we talk like that when we are both drunk and when its really late, so none of us makes REAL sense, however be both feel we do and the other doesnt.

Do you have the same thing sometimes, Tainted?

[BoMb-]

Amez is the greatest staff member ever?

Where do/did you wrestle for? I live in St. Paul.

[JokerZ]

I heard you won our game earlier, congrats! Sorry I had to leave, my mum wanted the PC and was like sitting, glaring at me, watching me own you, so I had to leave.

GG

[Amez]

pfft, I was mass expoing/teching, die ;D

[JokerZ]

Don't forget towering? =)

[Amez]

I only had like 5 towers, and they were at an expo ;>

[Tainted Sun]

...uh, yeah and those 20 at your base.

[Amez]

4 at the base ;>

[Shishak]

BUMP!

Hi Amez, it was nice to put a face to the mod and meet you at Blizzcon. I had a great time at the con, hope you did too.

[SaTaN-Hk]

did phreak rick roll you?

[Shishak]

did phreak rick roll you?

No, but he did shine one of the TV lights on ToD so that he couldn't see the "B" and "T" keys. Grubby went on to win because of spotlight imbalance. PHREAK FIGHTING!

[JokerZ]

Bump, because Amez is pro.

News and Forum director, huh? Someone is a direction whore...

Are you still playing any Warcraft? If so, we need to have another game or two soon. If not, why not? I just started up again so MWAHA. Or are you puckering yourself up for Starcraft II?

Explain yourself, sir!

[GLoop]

Bump, because Amez is pro.

News and Forum director, huh? Someone is a direction whore...

Are you still playing any Warcraft? If so, we need to have another game or two soon. If not, why not? I just started up again so MWAHA. Or are you puckering yourself up for Starcraft II?

Explain yourself, sir!

How do you stand a chance against amez, you still can't beat me and I play WoW :P

[JokerZ]

Surprisingly enough, I have actually improved over the course of the past few days. But, granted, Amez would still own me. We need to re soon though, Gloop.

[IC.Shadow]

Bump, because Amez is pro.

News and Forum director, huh? Someone is a direction whore...

Are you still playing any Warcraft? If so, we need to have another game or two soon. If not, why not? I just started up again so MWAHA. Or are you puckering yourself up for Starcraft II?

Explain yourself, sir!
Amez hasn't had Warcraft installed for like five months, dude.

[JokerZ]

Amez hasn't had Warcraft installed for like five months, dude.

Heh I expected as much. I probably even asked him on MSN, I just forgot. xD

He's obviously just scared of me. -nods-

dude :clown:

[Amez]

I'll reinstall it and play you for 10$ paypal ;)

[NeverQuit.Mike]

ur pretty sexy! if i was a girl id make love to u :naughty:

[Amez]

That's slightly creepy

[UnlockTheArcane]

and random

while we are on the subject I always thought you were a chick for some reason.

[NeverQuit.Mike]

lol what did i say to make u think that

[pkraktis]

Lol you look tiny compared to your friend 0:-).

[Amez]

haha he's like 6'4 ;/

[N!Jr]

I thought u were dead man ... nvr see u post as much as u used to :(

Come to think of it, you could be like god watching us from the heavens hmmm :curious:

[Amez]

;D Just because I don't post does not mean I am not there!

[ArieS]

Merry Christmas Amez!

[JokerZ]

Steven, have I ever told you that you have the best firstname that one could possibly be blessed with? ;)

Yes, this was a subtle bump.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Steven, have I ever told you that you have the best firstname that one could possibly be blessed with? ;)

Yes, this was a subtle bump.

But why does he pronounce his SN "Aims"? Ay-mez sounds much better.

[JokerZ]

I used to always say Ah-Mez too until I read otherwise. =(

[RedRagToAnOrc]

I used to always say Ah-Mez too until I read otherwise. =(

Nono, Ay-mez. As in...

http://www.steveswink.com/fonz.jpg

[JokerZ]

I now feel ineducated...

Who?

[RedRagToAnOrc]

I now feel ineducated...

Who?

You should be ashamed you don't know who the Fonz is.

[Amez]

Because "Ames" is my last name you sluts. It's Polish, and pronounced "Aims". :/

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Because "Ames" is my last name you sluts. It's Polish, and pronounced "Aims". :/

Okies. Was Ames taken?

[JokerZ]

...Or was the Z to go for a more gangster approach? ;)

Because "Ames" is my last name you sluts. It's Polish, and pronounced "Aims". :/

:O!

[Amez]

I think I started using the nick "Amez" on SC a long ass time ago because I used "Ames" and had a horrid record so I made a new account ;D

[JokerZ]

I think I started using the nick "Amez" on SC a long ass time ago because I used "Ames" and had a horrid record so I made a new account ;D

How creative of you! :)

[Amez]

Yeah I was like 9, really clever huh? ;D

[UnlockTheArcane]

Because "Ames" is my last name you sluts. It's Polish, and pronounced "Aims". :/
Sacrifice the englishmen to The dot.

[Amez]

done

[Moto]

<3.

[Ciel]

Hi Amez. Will have to catch you on MSN some time.

I'll need to re-add you becuase I hadn't banked on my WCR account being closed so quickly.

[BetrayerOfLight]

My good friend Ciel told me that this epic thread hasn't been bumped for more than a month. Time to do something about it!

[Ciel]

My good friend Ciel told me that this epic thread hasn't been bumped for more than a month. Time to do something about it!

And what is it you're going to do?


Ahhh, very clever...

[UnlockTheArcane]

This thread is very very sexy
http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/4/1/x/c416533j5x2.jpg

[Ciel]

Amez on page 2? Not for long!

[Magess]

I freaking love this kid.

[7smurfs]

<3 Amez <3

[UnlockTheArcane]

Amez <3 Hookers <3 Amez <3 :homestar: I <3 Amez

[Ciel]

I freaking love this kid.

You have a cool avatar. What's it from?

ANOTHER BUMP!

[fridginators]

i'm giving you the facts, i'll be your mentor

[Amez]

You have a cool avatar. What's it from?

ANOTHER BUMP!

Yeah Magess, wtf. Where did you get a custom avatar, omg? ;D

[Ciel]

Yeah Magess, wtf. Where did you get a custom avatar, omg? ;D

His custom title has room for improvement.

[BliTzKrieg]

imo amez needs his old avatar.

[<3Chicas]

That Magess avatar is from a french movie. I don't remember the name of the movie, but I do remember that scene where she gets the spoon to eat yogurt or something.

[7smurfs]

Magess has hijack Amez's profile.

[Amez]

Jon can hijack anything he wants

[GLoop]

That Magess avatar is from a french movie. I don't remember the name of the movie, but I do remember that scene where she gets the spoon to eat yogurt or something.

It's called Amélie. I remember watching it with family when I was about 13 and she was talking about orgasms :blush:

[JacziE]

toink

[fridginators]

It's called Amélie. I remember watching it with family when I was about 13 and she was talking about orgasms :blush:
Dude, orgams is NOT the word I want to read when I'm looking at pikachu humping someone's boobs.

[Ciel]

Dude, orgams is NOT the word I want to read when I'm looking at pikachu humping someone's boobs.

That someone is Misty! Show some darned respect!

[GLoop]

That someone is Misty! Shown some darned respect!

hehe no it isn't its some news presenter hense the cameras (or possibly pokemon porn in making)

[7smurfs]

GOD CIEL GET YOUR POKEMON REFERENCES RIGHT JEEZ.no joke here

[JokerZ]

What was Amez's old avatar?

I own Amez 1v1

[Amez]

Your invisible text lies. Hard.

[7smurfs]

Your visible text sucks. Hard. Like a hooker.

[Amez]

Well sucking soft would be arbitrary....

[7smurfs]

So I should tell that soft-sucking hooker I ordered for your birthday to stay home then?

[Amez]

Nah send her on over. A soft-sucking hooker dies as good as the next

[7smurfs]

I guess that's true.

[Ciel]

What hooker slaughtering methods do you have planned, Steven?

[Amez]

They're not so much methods as impulses... but thanks for asking!

[RedRagToAnOrc]

What hooker slaughtering methods do you have planned, Steven?

He chops off their nuts with a potato peeler.





...ooooooooooooohburnt

[Ciel]

He chops off their nuts with a potato peeler.





...ooooooooooooohburnt

:curious:

What's DECA?

[pascal3000]

Hows your sorc going. And please dont freak out the next time, how should i know youre at work and using aim on your cellphone

[Ciel]

Hows your sorc going. And please dont freak out the next time, how should i know youre at work and using aim on your cellphone

There's a symbol next to his name that's a phone. ;)

[pascal3000]

There's a symbol next to his name that's a phone. ;)

Theres a programm called miranda which doesnt show this symbol? Or maybe it does and i didnt know the symbol. Whatever =D

[Ciel]

I JUST SAVED YOU FROM PAGE 2!


What's DECA?