Horacious The Voracious Abomination!

[Temari]

A small while ago, about 300,000 light years their lived an Abomination called Horacious.

Horacious was such a plain, average Joe abomination and he really wanted to
be different compared to all his other fellow undead units.

Horacious went to his cousins, ghoullitis and ghoullotis, who told him to study the arts of cannibalism!

Horacious was intrigued! Imagine this! Him, using cannibalism!

Horacious spent many nights studying the arts of cannibalism, he constantly passed some poison cloud wind but that didn't matter as he found that kinky, being an abominatrix dominatrix.

Finally the day had come! Horacious had mastered it, but he needed to test it. One night, Horacious crept to his cousins ghullotis and ghullitis and slaughtered them, which sent them to Luxury heaven (which they were grateful for). Horacious used cannibalism. He had done it....but suddenly, a weird surge of evilness had overcome Horacious....he needed.........MORE :evil:

Everyone who crossed paths with Horacious was slaughtered and engulfed. Every dreadlord was eaten, with there wings without skin, so they look liked chicken bones lying on the ground.

Death knights were just picked up and eaten whole by Horacious, he especially found the swords to be metallicious. Horacious could feel the power of cannibalism running through him! How proud his parents would have been if he hadn't been so hungry that night!

Lich's were the tastiest for Horacious, they were like frozen food, so he roasted them on the fire like chestnuts, and ate them.

However, all this eating had made Horacious so bloated, he found it hard to walk, and it came so bad up to the point he couldn't see his abomination penis which had been sewn on him from a human when he was created.

Horacious began to worry, was he just consumed by this cannibalism? Or he could he fight it?

To be continured........ :disgust:

[chiral]

hahah.
funky story.

[Temari]

So can I have at least a decent feedback. Actually sckum and allied just dont post here tt;--;

[Ornbarn]

k33gz, that was quite possibly one of the weirdest stories i have ever read. Perhaps you should quit writing and do this :artist: you might be better at it.

[Tank.]

i enjoyed the story. I think it is very similar to shakespeares MacBeth. im eagerly awaiting your first published novel. -,.-

[\/\/ick3d]

I beleive it draws a closer comparison to Dickens' Tale of Two Cities, in that it is written very oddly.

[Temari]

well cmon ~

[AntarcticToilet]

lol good story

[shiver-]

k33gan u write the funniest stories :rofl:

[AntarcticToilet]

I just wish you would finish goldenpaliden555 and that other guy

[dvu_ovp]

Whose the new guy with the Gary Story? ;P

Great story K33gan. I'm taking Fiction Writing class and your story carries with it the proper elements of a short story. Conflict etc. Nice keep writing.

[Temari]

Horacious travelled to the dark area of the citadel, trying to locate the inscrutable and notorious necromancer Kel`tiblu`norai`thorai`blong`ling`lang`the the Fourteenth.

Kel`tiblu`norai`thorai`blong`ling`lang` was known for his knowledge of broad topics, ranging from ancient chinese secrets to mastering boomer in gunbound.

Anyone who was able to to even have a glimpse of Kel`tiblu`norai`thorai`blong`ling`lang` was said to live eternity in Awe.

Horacious was immensely frustrated, he was bound in rage,fury fatigue and even starvation, even though he had almost alone wiped out the entire population of ghouls and acolytes with stomach acid ;_;


Horacious travelled days and nights, consuming everything in his way, until he had finally made it to the citadel area where the necromancer resided.


What will happen in our next adventure? Stay tuned to find out! ._~

[Feeshay]

wow your storys are so exhillerating..i'm on the edge of my seat the whole time...sometimes i dream of horacious the abomb metting Kel`tiblu`norai`thorai`blong`ling`lang` i can't wait till your next chapter!!!! i look i even took 3 hours out of my day to make this picture!

[Temari]

wow your storys are so exhillerating..i'm on the edge of my seat the whole time...sometimes i dream of horacious the abomb metting Kel`tiblu`norai`thorai`blong`ling`lang` i can't wait till your next chapter!!!! i look i even took 3 hours out of my day to make this picture!


Rofl man, thanks, it's really appreciated =))

I'll try write tonight or tomorrow, but this is school test/exams week, but this friday is the last week for the term so except heaps of them.

But seriously thanks for the comments guys it's very appreciated.

[P_D]

sometimes i wonder why people bother to write such crap..

[Temari]

sometimes i wonder why people bother to write such crap..


It's called comedy, clearly your personality fits that of Mr.Droopy on cartoon network ._.

You know, that dog with the eyebags ._.

[Tank.]

sometimes I wonder what would happen if i put my noodle in the powerpoint.

[Temari]

What would happen tt; ?

[WitchDoctor]

lol i think just the thaught is funny lol all meaty and deseased...lol

nice.

[Allied]

Actually sckum and allied just dont post here tt;--;


??? i dont getit.

funny, a little strange though.. actually, very strange. but funny!

[Ornbarn]

omg Allied posted....

[RonaldC]

This is so originally brilliant. Keep going on, it's not strange in anyways~

[WC_ASD]

ahahaha thats some funny shit~

[Techno_boy]

U just inspired me so much with this story.

I used to be a no-life geek virgin with no friends and no job, but the Abom story showed me it is possible to change my life just like horacious did.

I now have a life, a new GF that is a model. I make $120.000 a year and needless to say im not a virgin anymore :flex:

Thanks K33gan :wub:

[RonaldC]

Member's Writing Forum is going to die out with K33gan gone :(

[Feeshay]

Member's Writing Forum is going to die out with K33gan gone :(
no sniff sniff :crybaby: k33gan :lol: come back i demand you :angry:

[WC_ASD]

but we got feeshay right?

[Allied]

....
no k33gan anymore.... that sucks

[WC_ASD]

OMG allied posted..

what ever that means

[Temari]

Hihi, I am back ~

[DBack]

Decent story written by an idiot? Is this another case of the good old word starting with " p " ?

[TheDarkLich]

k33gan, now that you are back, write the ending!

We want to know, we need to know, we have the right to know!

[AbsentAbuse]

we have the right to know!

Not really. This is a matter of freedom of speach or freedom of post if there is any. Anyway it is privat and if the owner does not want to say the ending you will just have to accept it.

YAY K33gan GOGOGOGOGOGO

[Temari]

Decent story written by an idiot? Is this another case of the good old word starting with " p " ?

Hi, I'm not sure who put that stick up your anus but you should consider taking it out.

I will plot chapter 4 tonight =) Thanks.

[DBack]

Hi, I'm not sure who put that stick up your anus but you should consider taking it out.


Hmm I fail to see the insult in your random assumption. Besides, I did say it's a decent story so perhaps you are the one who should consider de-sticking your anus?

[Temari]

Yes while insulting the writer numerous times and insinuating that I plagiarized the story.

"wd"

[iCyeE]

lol, nice mind numbing story... hurrys with the next part k33gan!

[PsoKireek]

Lol that was so awesome.

[Ramones]

ehhh!!