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shiver-
03-24-2004, 08:04 PM
Once there was a Mountain King named Kelly. Everyone called him gay and queer because of his name. Then he met a Demon Hunter who was not blind named Kenneth. All the Demon Hunters hated Kenneth cause he could see so he would win all the fights! Kelly and Kenneth became the best of friends, until Kenneth asked Kelly to fight! Kelly said yes considering he was a stuck up Mountain King. Kenneth mana burned Kelly! Kelly quickly used storm bolt before all his mana was gone. Kenneth was stunned, when he woke up his leg was broken and his arm was bleeding. Kenneth mana burned again, Kelly was out of mana. Kelly had 600 Health and Kenneth had 450 but Kenneth was faster! Kelly was 5 mana away from another storm bolt. 5......4......3.......2.....1.....Kelly Stormbolted Kenneth and Kenneth fell to the ground. He was dead. Then Kelly went to the altar and revived him.
The End
blaine.
03-24-2004, 10:09 PM
I like it. vry funny
\/\/ick3d
03-25-2004, 01:39 AM
i h8 all these "funny" stories. xept the warden XXX and paladin gold.
thats k33g's only good story, and the best one out ther now
TodaysLife
03-25-2004, 01:58 AM
Demon hunter blinded themselve to be able to learn chakra skills. or some sort of kungfu
unblinded demon hunter r noobs.
shiver-
03-25-2004, 06:45 PM
shut up!!! its a FICTIONAL story anything can happen :P
Dominium
03-25-2004, 07:44 PM
uH.....k
VeritasEx
03-25-2004, 09:16 PM
hehe lost me on this story.
Ornbarn
03-26-2004, 02:58 AM
yeah, what demon said. Unless you have a truly funny story, don't even bother.
Vaulander
03-26-2004, 10:06 AM
Short and to the point. We all start somewhere. May your inspiration and style grow and prosper, mate.
Cheers!
V.
\/\/ick3d
03-26-2004, 12:56 PM
lol, nice one vaul.
TiGeR
03-26-2004, 09:10 PM
Vaul must of got his insipration from efarel- =)
Candide
03-27-2004, 01:08 AM
Short and to the point. We all start somewhere. May your inspiration and style grow and prosper, mate.
Cheers!
V.
I dont think he was trying to write.
Allied
03-27-2004, 07:12 PM
I think I need something strong to drink after reading this.... something VERY strong!
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