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Feeshay
03-24-2004, 10:18 PM
Garry :rofl: was a sweat young boy. He always "tried" to help out at home but he had one major flaw.....his ADHD. He could never stop rolling on the floor :rofl: no matter what his father :hitler: did he woudl not stop rolling on teh floor :rofl::whip: even the whip didn't stop garry :rofl: so one day his father :hitler: sent him on a quest. He had to find the sacred head of osoma :osama: . Though his mother :lady: cried and cried his father :hitler: said to just stfu and go. So garry left :rofl: he had to put aside his ADHD for the quest. He attempted to fight it off and finally he did. Garry :rofl: was now transformed into....Garry... :nerd: with his new found inner power he was able to use his skills on the whip :cat::whip: to defeat countless advisarys such as this..cat :cat: soon he had journeyed to the lands of Afganderon home of Osoma BinLaden :osama:. Garry :nerd: had to first defeat Saddam :saddam: and his tank :tank: b4 he could get to Osoma :osama: So garry traveled and traveled and killed countless Indian Chiefs :red_india::whip: along with the occasional space aliens :alien::whip:. Finally he met saddam and ezly destroyed his noob tank :tank::whip: Saddam :saddam: cursed allah while calling garry :nerd: bad names. Garry :nerd: was naturally angered by being called such insult such as poop head or caca mouth that he took the obvious rout in whipping saddams butt :saddam::whip: Saddam :saddam: could not take it any more and he pleasently died. Garry :nerd: cheered and doned saddams :saddam: sacred..stuff... :kenshin2: now he transformed into Gary :kenshin2: with his new gear he could pwnzor teh nooblet osama :osama:....
shiver-
03-24-2004, 10:26 PM
rofl fuNNY I LOvE THE fACES!!
Feeshay
03-24-2004, 10:54 PM
=P glad u likey it i shall contine with chapter 2 when i feel like it :rofl:
TiGeR
03-25-2004, 03:33 AM
lol nice =o
Feeshay
03-25-2004, 09:25 PM
ok Chapter 2...
Meanwhile....
Back at home hitler..i mean Garys dad :hitler: was planning to use the head of osama :osama: to take over the world and enslave all the people :crazy: he had to be stopped :protest: :protest: :protest: :protest: but these noob protests did nuthing to stop his dominance :sniper: :protest: :protest: soon all the protesters were dead :death:..poor guys.. so anyways Garys dad :hitler: started holding public executions of random chinese people :chinese: .....some he had beat to death with a fish :fish:.....:death: others were beat with a hammer :bangin:...:death: and of course some heads were lost :giljotiin all the towns folk mourned their deaths :death: so one day during the routine public executions :giljotiin a powerful ninja :wheelchai came to save the day!!!
HAHAHA jkjk he really looked like this.. :shuriken: so anyways he jumped down near Garys father :hitler: and pulled off all kinds of weird ninja shit.u know like spinning num chucks and back flips and what not. This struck fear in all of Garys fathers :hitler: men :sniper:..... :eek: then he took on like 50 men :sniper: at once and seemingly ezly took them all on at once. Who was this man thought the scared, angry, townsfolk :angry: he was seemingly unstopped able even by Garys fathers :hitler: men :sniper: soon the bodys of the men :sniper: littered the battle field and bathed in their blood emerged..the ninga :shuriken: he said his name was Gerald and he woudl soon kill Garys father :hitler: "ROFL n00b i Pwnz0r j00 with |\/|y 1337 h4x, u poopie face!" said Garys father :hitler:Gerald :shuriken: leaped into the air toward garys father :hitler: ....
Dominium
03-25-2004, 10:16 PM
Um, its ok, but uh, i have adhd so...kinda found it offensive
but still funny!
Feeshay
03-26-2004, 12:58 AM
CHAPTER 3: OMGZORZ MY FATHER IS EVIL!!!
Gary :kenshin2: fresh off his defeat of saddam :saddam: decided the time was ripe for Osamas :osama: butt wooping. Gary :kenshin2: traveled to Osamas :osama: lair deep in the caves of Afganderon. He met many of Osamas :osama: guards :bag: in the caves Gary :kenshin2: killed tons of guards :bag: before finally arriving at a cave that said... DO NOT ENTER OSAMA ISN'T HERE n00b so naturally Gary :kenshin2: left it alone and went on to the next cave. HAHAHAH jkjk i got u good didn't i??? So seriously now Gary :kenshin2: thought to himself i wont be fooled by such of Osamas :osama: n00b tricks i will prevail. "In my holy, great, bestest fathers name!!!!!" he stormed into the cave bowling over the 2 huge giants that guarded the cave. Soon he found Osama :osama: and Gary :kenshin2: said i will defeat u then chop off ur head and take it back to my house and give it to my father. Osama :osama: told Gary that his father is really a evil man...Hitler. Osama told him about how garys :kenshin2: father :hitler: killed many jews and ruined his country and got pwnzored by America unlike his home of Afganderon. Osama :osama: told gary :kenshin2: that his father :hitler: would use Osamas head to take over the world. Gary :kenshin2: did not believed this and they had a huge fight... :starwars: which of course Gary :kenshin2: won then he whipped :osama::whip: Osama :osama: then he cut off his head. Osama :osama: cried like a baby until his head was loped off by Garys :kenshin2: bloodied sword. Gary :kenshin2: yelled in triumph...then he decided it was nap time and he went to sleep.....only wondering about what could be occuring at home....
HHAHAHAH YOUR STORIES ARE GREAT :) MORe!
Ornbarn
03-26-2004, 02:54 AM
i'm so tired i'm not going to bother to read them...but the i can figure out the story just by the faces...very funny. lol.. :rofl:
Feeshay
03-26-2004, 09:36 PM
Chapter 4...
NOw a quick recap of what was happening...Gerald :shuriken: leaped into the air toward garys father :hitler:....well i'm just gonna call Gary's father :hitler: Hitler :hitler: now..cuz to be honest Hitler :hitler: is just a lot easier to type than Gary's father :hitler:...ok so on with the story...
As Gerald :shuriken: lept throught the air like a flying...Airplane thing.. :tomcat: Hitler :hitler: simply sidestepped and Gerald :shuriken: slammed rite into a wall :wallbash: Hitler :hitler: laughed as Gerald :shuriken: struggled to get up from the hit..this was the first time Gerald :shuriken: had been humiliated in his life!!! Hitler :hitler: decided it was time to attack...they each cast level 2 mirror immage and had a big sword fight... :starwars: :starwars: :starwars: Gerald :shuriken: easily sley Hitler :hitler: THE END..
HARHAR jkjk..rofl i got u guys again man.. so anyways Hitler :hitler: cheated and busted out his fish :fish: this stunned Gerald :shuriken: just enought for Hitler :hitler: to tie him up...Hitler :hitler: was smart and had plans for Gerald :shuriken: he would put him on his mind eariser machine thingy.. :hammer:..then he would control Gerald :shuriken: and have him defeat any who stands in his way..of course this mind control machine would take like 24 hours...o and btw it just so happens that Gary :kenshin2: would arrive at home in about 20 hours so not to worry. WIth their new saviour destroyed the villagers of Garys home..which is called Amerimdor appealed for help to anyone that would listen.. :please: :please: :please: :please: :please: some villagers :) even went to jerry :jerry: :jerry:..but all to no avail their only hope was that Gary :kenshin2: would return in time to save the day before being enticed by Hitlers :hitler: extremely hot looks and not turn over the head of osama :osama:....He had to be warned..but by who..fortuatly Alucard :alucard: heard their plea and he said he woudl warn Gary :kenshin2: so off Alucard :kenshin2: went into the setting sun..would they ever see Gary :kenshin2: again thought the villagers :confused: only time will tell.....
Feeshay
03-29-2004, 11:21 PM
Chapter uh..5 i think
Meanwhile...
Gary :kenshin2: strolled through the desert of Afganderon without a care in the world..he easly slew Osama :osama: and loped off his head. Now his father :hitler: would be proud of him..Gary :kenshin2: was so excited to get home to finally be accepted into his family :kenshin2:--->:D. He was so thrilled about his new found glory that he walked right into a wall :kenshin2:-----> :wallbash: then fell into a pool of quicksand :oops: Gary :kenshin2: had failed his father and doomed his home of Amerimdor :kenshin2:---> :crybaby:. Just as he was about to drown in the quicksand he saw the silhouette of Alucard :alucard:. Alucard :alucard: came down and lifted Gary :kenshin2: out of the quicksand. Then he proseeded in telling Gary :kenshin2: about all his father had done. Gary :kenshin2: responded to Alucard :alucard: with anger :mad: "you stupid :censored: :censored: :censored: POOPIE HEAD!!!" :fyou:. Alucard :alucard: told Gary :kenshin2: to stfu and listen...he showed Gary :kenshin2: a movie that he video taped on his vacation in Hawaii...Gary :kenshin2: was enticed by the beauty of Hawaii and all the women in their bikini things :naughty:. Then Gary :kenshin2: realized how evil his father :hitler: really was and all the bad things he had done. He Thanked Alucard :alucard: for showing him the light and letting him borrow his full length pornographic videos. Alucard :alucard: then asked gary :kenshin2: to test his skills and they had a big sword fight :starwars: Gary :kenshin2: pwnt Alucard :alucard: and inferiated him more by calling him a n00b RTer. Alucard :alucard: said i augment your skills and grant u entry to the sacred portal to Amerimdor..unfortuneatly Hitler :hitler: has past here before you and now defiles the holy shrine of Amerimdor..only you can stop him..if yolu fail the wordl as you know it is doomed for sure!!!! no pressure huh nub? Gary :kenshin2: walked right through the portal and was teleported right into the waiting hitlers :hitler: hordes of evil sheep and random cowboys :cowboy: will Gary :kenshin2: survive this ultimate test..or will he fail miserably and be doomed with a grousume death :death: Find out in episode 6 of 7|-|3 |30Y \/\/17|-| 4|)|-||)
Temari
03-30-2004, 12:00 AM
Hasu :yawn:
My stories>yours.
Feeshay
03-30-2004, 09:44 PM
Hasu :yawn:
My stories>yours.
PSHHH ur story is noobie
haha i korean haha i american i beat u up with big muscle poppie face caca head!!! n00b bm rter american!!! STFU gg....
my name ash look poopie head i have pokemon now haha poopie!!
look i'm an abomb i like to eat stuff i can't stop eating stuff
GG NOOB ;)
Dominium
03-30-2004, 09:56 PM
o.o
Temari
03-30-2004, 11:11 PM
I think you're the boy with adhd
:crazy:
PSHHH ur story is noobie
haha i korean haha i american i beat u up with big muscle poppie face caca head!!! n00b bm rter american!!! STFU gg....
my name ash look poopie head i have pokemon now haha poopie!!
look i'm an abomb i like to eat stuff i can't stop eating stuff
GG NOOB ;)
(/+_/)(\_+\) you need some style
Feeshay
03-31-2004, 12:15 AM
I think you're the boy with adhd
:crazy:
i am this story is base on my real life experiences :crazy:
o those were my basic keegan storys... :crazy:
another example of the bs, lack-of-intelligence imbreeds that seem to flock to wcreplays.com.
Temari
04-01-2004, 08:03 PM
P_D don't insult yourself so harshly.
ThugLuv
04-01-2004, 09:26 PM
lol nah that was funny as i wanna see teh end
Feeshay
04-01-2004, 09:57 PM
another example of the bs, lack-of-intelligence imbreeds that seem to flock to wcreplays.com.
hm..this isn't very polite..i think its a april fools joke :curious:
if not then..well u read the story too..and if u didn't how would u know its bs :curious:
Feeshay
04-04-2004, 11:23 PM
Gary :kenshin2: came throught the portal and instead of the evil :evil: sheep and random cowboys :cowboy: :cowboy::cowboy::cowboy: he was confronted by none other than......P_D :euro: P_D :euro: told Gary :kenshin2: that he was a failure because he had constant spelling errors and bad punctuation in his story :crybaby:. Gary :kenshin2: silenced P_D :euro: by spilling the mint tea P_D had been sipping. P_D :euro: of course responded to this by saying this is another example of the bs, lack-of-intelligence imbreeds that seem to flock to ..Amerimdor..why don't you just potter off and amuse yourself with those kindergarten scrapbook tales you seem to be so fond of "writing"." while not quite genius, i agree with the part about the kindergarten sh!t that clogs up all the land that i can use for farming my cattle. Gary :kenshin2: was like wtf...and sliced off P_D's :euro: head like a knife going through butter. Gary :kenshin2: was glad of what he did..he did the world a favor..now nobody would ever have to listen to P_D's :euro: pathetic comments anymore!!.. now..Gary :kenshin2: thought..i must get back and destroy Hitler :hitler:....my father :hitler:...:crybaby: Gary :kenshin2: did not want to kill his father :hitler: but he knew what had to be done....So Gary :kenshin2: advanced on Hitler's :hitler: huge castle that he erected in Garys :kenshin2: time fetching Osama's :osama: head. Gary :kenshin2: easily slew all of Hitler's :hitler: guards :sniper:--->:death:. Gary :kenshin2: emerged bathed in the blood of the guards :sniper: and faced his father :hitler: for a nice family reunion...
Selquist
04-05-2004, 07:11 AM
:yawn:
Meh Your last chapter was stupid and you quoted the Tank.Jnr assumingly without paying royalties
:yawn:
Feeshay
04-05-2004, 10:04 PM
you know wut i'm making a chapter about you too now:p: ..jk..ya i agree the last chapter was kinda stupid :blush: ..sorry :crybaby: i'll make a good chapter next :flex: ..i hope :thumbup: ...well anyways i thought i would make a chapter about P_D :euro: b/c he said i was a intelligence-lacking, imbreed :taz: although i did think it was kinda funny... :rofl:
Temari
04-05-2004, 11:48 PM
Rofl the last one wasn't so bad... :P Anything that mocks P_D I like :D
AntarcticToilet
04-07-2004, 08:33 AM
Lol hilarious
{MåçE}
04-07-2004, 08:49 AM
the irony of the above poster posting in such a thread. ~_~
pxl.twn
04-07-2004, 10:03 AM
the irony of the above poster posting in such a thread. ~_~
x_X
Dominium
04-07-2004, 04:06 PM
Antarctic, go away. rofl. nice chapter ^_^
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