A translated poem

[Banedon]

If you draw a bow, draw the strongest,
If you use an arrow, use the longest.
To shoot a man, first shoot his horse,
To catch a thief, first catch his boss.
Yet there must be limits to killing,
Just as there much be borders to countries.
If we can repel the invader,
Why must we kill an murder?

I liked it...so I translated it.

[VuLLs]

doesnt even rhyme or what not... here my version

if you draw a boy, draw the strongest,
if you use a condom, use the longest,
to shoot on a man, first shoot his nose,
to catch his whores, no one but him knows...
just as here are borders to countries...
so must there be for sexual monkies...
if we can repel the invader...
why must we kill and label him darth vader.

sorry couldnt resist... lmfao... no flame plz hehe.

and for the line "to catch a thief, first find his "whores", would ryhme with "horse...", and the line, "just as there must be limits to killing, so must there be a desire of fulfilling... ones destiny..." if we can repel the invaders, why must we kill the sedaters of a mans soul?
i dont know im just playing around but ya gg poem.

[Candide]

and for the line "to catch a thief, first find his "whores", would ryhme with "horse...",
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Actually, no they wouldn't. In a sense, yes they would but thats just because of the accent. If you pronounce the ending of each word, you find they don't rhyme at all: Horse: ORSE Whores: ORES (OARS) You can conclude they don't rhyme also by thinking orse is WORSE and oars is WARS. If you say horse and whores rhyme it is like saying worse and wars rhyme. Rhyming words like this is just one of my pet peeves, sorry :blush: .

[Allied]

well said...

[Abuse.Craft]

Candide, I hate to inform you but you are wrong -- saying horse is worse is not accurate -- there is a shorter o in horse than there is in worse.

[VuLLs]

pay no attention to those fools, abuse craft. i am master rhymer... here is an example :

yo what da dilly yo, i took a shit about two days ago...
its still there just-a floatin away yo...
i flushed i plunged, it wont go down da tolio...
i even got a stick, and tried to shuv it down the holio...
the shit wont go-ee-oooh
so i call my sister down from ohio...
she comma down tried to fix my tolio...
next thing i know im duken like theirs no tomorrow...
let this be a lesson out to all my *****s...
get plumbers from ohio for they are for be da best. -end-

gg k thnx? u = my shitlings :)

[LiquitySplit]

crap :DD this is funny as hell

[VuLLs]

lol ya i know hehe..

[Lordofhjoerring]

LoL... Vulls is one helluva poet.

And Candide, i must disagree with you... Worse is pronounced werse. And actually Whores, and horse do rhyme.

Uhm, guess its time for my version then?

To commit a murder, you must find a target
To commit a crime you must break a rule
to toast a bread you must set a fire
to eat a noodle you must open a mouth
to hear a note you must find one
to take a dump you must eat a lump (of meat or something)
...

Ok, i don't know where this is going. Just gonna shut the hell up now.
lol. Crap comes out of my computer?

[VuLLs]

LOL bro, hey heres link to my writings section. feel free to go WTF and call me master.

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9612

[Additives]

I dunno VuLL, that didnt really rhyme, or sound good.

[Lordofhjoerring]

Not very impressed with that one Vulls :/