ReddFoxxofHell
100 Point Level

If that's freedom then I need a little freedom from my pants, if you know what I mean.

And no, I didn't this year.

Here in the United Canada of Socialism, we have the freedom to not understand the concept of freedoms.

Son, there's no degrees of freedom. You're either free or you're not. I would have thought true patriot American like yourself would know this.

Yeah, like -15 Celsius, don't know what that is in your funky American temperatures.

That's probably best. I was thinking about her half the morning and barely got any work done.

Jenn Kaelin, legit.

Deleted link 'cause there were links to nudity rofl,, but you can google her easy.

Which one? About Hayden Panettiere? I guess if I had a spare weekend and she were stopping by I'd probably hit that, but she'd have to do some begging.

Well, if we're married...do we get to have sex now? 'Cause I'd be into that.

Well, that would make me sad, but would be perfectly understandable? It's not intentional, but I am often a jerk.

I'll let you know about hot friends, but I'm taking first crack at the A-listers. When you going to buy your car? I'll come down and we can cruise the highways picking up ladies.