It's Hammer Time!

[Tank.]

By Manadar Cirius Hammer (M.C Hammer) A noble Paladin Rapper

My, my, my, my
Hammer hits you so hard
Make you cry: "Oh, my lord!"
Spank you for messing
‘round with mankind
ain’t no great feat
never shall you mistreat
It feels good when I knock you down
A sanctified holy man, protector of the town
And Im known as such
And this I decree

You can’t taint this
I told you devil boy!
You can’t taint this
Yeah, empowered by the light and you know
You can’t taint this
Look into the light, vagabond
You can’t taint this
Dishonor me, and I shall smite thee
You can’t taint this

Break it down
Fresh new boots and pants
You gotta like my gown
You know you wanna glance
So, step to my feet
Every boy and girl
Even you, deadbeat
Stop your schmolling
Hold on, cheer up a little bit
I’ll let you know
Living in your own crap
Like that, is a damned situation
So get off your back
Wipe that dirt from your crutch
And this I decree
You can’t taint this

You can’t taint this
I told you devil boy!
You can’t taint this
Yeah, empowered by the light and you know
You can’t taint this
Look into the light, vagabond
You can’t taint this
Dishonor me, and I shall smite thee
You can’t taint this

Divinity is my spectrum
Im in your debt
Its what I do, amen
Now you know
To talk to the hammer!
Your’e talking
A heave-ho to the right
And these sinners
Are all sweating
Chastise them in a swipe
Holy light will make them learn
That if they choose to forsake
Virtuous duties
To plague the carts
Legit
They’ll taste the light
Or talk to the hammer until they do submit.

[RonaldC]

Is this meant to be a sing-along-song?

[Tank.]

Sing along my noble brother. We paladins do not judge another man on his singing talent but his courage to take part.

[Temari]

I can write a rap better then what you call this garbage! tt;

[unknown_gifted]

lol. warcraft rap.

[Tank.]

k33gan, im sorry if you have trouble noticing pure genius when you see it. why don't you just potter off and amuse yourself with those kindergarten scrapbook tales you seem to be so fond of "writing".

[Allied]

Can't Taint This!!!

[Temari]

Actually tank I commend you. Anything with the underused/underatted pally deserves credit.

Sorry friend, forgive me. It was right of you to choose the way of holy paladin order.

[MoFo]

WOOHOO!!!! YEAH YEAH!!! I WANNA BE THE NEXT IDOL!!

WOHOOO!O!O!

"If I good wish three things I would wish world peace, everybody healthy, annndddd oh right...world peace"

WOOHOO SING IT BABY!!
lalalalalla!!

[blaze]

*Yeeeeah, do the Paladin bump CAN'T TAINT THIS*

[Selquist]

uhhmm Lordaronside??

[shiver-]

everyone sing along!!!!

Cant taint this...

[sCK]

in Soviet Russia, Jorn control you!

[TiGeR]

That right there...forever tainted my mind. forever.

[AntarcticToilet]

Nice......

[coolswa]

pretty funny.

[P_D]

"k33gan, im sorry if you have trouble noticing pure genius when you see it. why don't you just potter off and amuse yourself with those kindergarten scrapbook tales you seem to be so fond of "writing"."
while not quite genius, i agree with the part about the kindergarten sh!t that clogs up the forums in general

[Kinjal]

I know this song by heart... and i had trouble singing it to myself... sad rap.. work on it -_-

[DiabolicaL]

"does The Hammering Man".

[Tank.]

my critics are so cruel and hard to please t.T