Day 140 on the wc3 trail.

[Manlier]

Water has grown scarce between downloads of the game. Not sure if the bandwidth is seasonal, or were having a dry season. I downloaded the game at the last outpost but the version has changed and we broke a wagon wheel.

If I can't trade these rabbit skins and cow hides for extra bandwidth at the next outpost, I fear this new wc3 patch will extinguish our resources for StarCraft.

Send more bandwidth,
-frustrated gamer-

[Manlier]

Day 148,

Our caravan reached the next outpost but the wi-fi was destroyed in a brush fire. News from the east tells of imbalance in StarCraft. I fear the worst. The general store repaired the wagons modem. All is not lost.

Tell blizzard we need more updates.
-frustrated gamer-

[Manlier]

Day 152,

We forged a river and lost two buffalo. They were our admins. Now the forum on the trail has been over run by trolls. Warcraft 3 still won't load. We tried to repair the file with no result. StarCraft was used as a fire starter in monsoon season last week.

All we have are disconnects and drops.
There are only map hackers.

Send help

-frustrated gamer-

[Manlier]

Day 190,

We've baracaded ourselves upon the side of knoll wood during a blizzard. The mountain trolls followed our trail. They brought orges. Time is running out and we haven't had wi-fi in two weeks. I fear the worst.

Contact blizzard and tell them they fucked up.

-frustrated gamer-

[xan]

Strangely reminiscent of Icewind dale